Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published,

-Include your children when baking cookies!

-Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

-Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

-British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

-Dinner Special --
Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.

-For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

-For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

-Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

-Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory

-Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

-No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

-For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

-Great Dames for sale.

-Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

-20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.

-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

-Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

-If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

-Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

-The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

-Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

-Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.