Frozen state

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.


She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"


"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."


"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."


"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."


"No, mother, it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."


"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"


"Well, mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE', so I flew to Alaska."


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis