* Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo"* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.* Consider very carefully visiting a country where the license plate motto is "Die American Pig"
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