A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically put his arm out of the window.
Well she couldn't stand it any longer, so she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear.
"Young man, you keep both hands on the wheel..... I'll tell you when its raining!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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