Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "What's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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