Tod Jokes

Tod Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light...

How many women does it take to change a light b...

What do you call a bad buttler

What do you call a bad butler?
Mr.spot (misse...

Knock Knock - Holly who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
...

Knock Knock - Amish who?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish wh...

Knock Knock - Kit who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kit!
Kit who?
Kit ...

Knock Knock - Olivia who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?...

Who is strongest?

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who...

Knock Knock - Woody who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody!
Woody who?
...

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?

Q. Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses ...

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?...

Blonde in a car

There was a blonde driving in a car and suddenl...

Blonde Overboard

There is a blonde on the side of the road and t...

Knock Knock - Omelet who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?...

Knock Knock - Raoul who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
...

Seven and Seven

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an...

Knock Knock - Nana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Na...

Knock Knock - Hutch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who?
...

You Have Mail

A blonde went to her mail box several times way...

First Day of School

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of ...

A bad mother

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name ...

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
...

Blonde in bar

A blonde goes into a bar and walks to the count...

Knock Knock - Jamaican who?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamai...

A Blonde and a Brunette jumping off a building

A Blonde and a Brunette jumped off a building ...