Scratch Paper
Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: Scratch...
Tod Jokes
A first-aid kit
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red ...
No, you should eat your fingers separately
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with...
Because white ones get dirty too fast.
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Beca...
What's dangerous and swings from trees?
What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A mon...
Flat mate
Q.Why did the frog cross the road
A. to vi...
What is the difference between a cat and a comma
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a c...
Boxer Dog
Q:What dog goes into a corner everytime a bell ...
The Elephant
What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?...
Three Blind Mice
Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three...
Q: Why do swimming teachers...
Q: Why do swimming teachers
like e...
Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Becau...
Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial disease...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a ca...
Karate
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A...
Q. What's the difference between roast...
Q. What's the difference between roast beef ...
Skunk
How many skunks does it take to stink up a room...
Cow Bells
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns d...
Elephant with Diarrhea
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
...
Mice cream
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: ...
Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A:...
What happened to the frog that broke down?
It got toad away.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at...
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
...
Ocean Waving
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A. ...