Smart Shovel
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Tod Jokes
Don’t Buy Velcro
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a tot...
Grapes Make Wine
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? H...
Sleepy Bicycle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It...
Not Your Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho...
Construction Work Ahead
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm sti...
Useless Elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matte...
Lonely Skeletons
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? ...
Scarecrow Award
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he ...
Misfit Shoes
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think...
Dad Haircut
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all ...
Igloo House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it t...
Paper Cut
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's...
Apple Tree
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
Imposter Food
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Cheese fire
Did you hear about the cheese factory that expl...
Class With Claus
Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...
Now We Know
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Beca...
Time Flies When You’re Having Fun
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A:...
Cloudy With a Chance Of Reindeer
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when ...
Double Parked
Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Chri...
Who Taught You That?
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” th...
Education Got You Down?
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so m...
Either Oar
The boating store was having a big sale on cano...
Courtship Signals
Q. Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A....