You Have Mail

A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the
Mailman to make his rounds.

A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting
for a special delivery.

"No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have Mail."

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