Tod Jokes

Tod Jokes

What Time is It?

BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN:...

Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?

Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?
...

The Red Blonde and the broken body

There is a red-headed women who walks into the ...

The River...

One day a blonde walked down to a river, and no...

The sweater

A cop is driving down the freeway when he sees ...

Blonde and Genie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck o...

The blonde and the stars

The blonde said she understood how the scientis...

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?

Q. What do you call a line of blondes standing ...

Knock Knock - Opera who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
...

Knock Knock - Juicy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
...

I've got windows

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtain...

Helicopter Ride

A helicopter flying in the air had a rope attac...

Corny Blonde Joke

One day this blonde calls her friend and says, ...

Locked Car


Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying t...

Blind, Blonde & Ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next...

Suicidal blonde


Suicidal blonde


A blonde girl got so mad abo...

Blond find shopping hard!

A blond decides that she needs to go shopping. ...

Skydiving

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The bru...

Barking dog

how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the ...

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?...

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?...

Blonde at the Library

A blonde goes to return abook at the Library. S...

A Blonde Astronaut

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette ...

Knock Knock - Odysseus who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus ...

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using th...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Put h...