There was a blonde driving in a car and suddenly a tree popped up in front of her,so she swerved then another tree popped up in front of her right in the middle of the road so she swerved again and she kept swerving and dodging the trees until she stopped.
When a cop came and asked her what happened she told him all about the trees. The cop said "Mam you might want to take the tree ornament from the rear-view mirror!"
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