Tod Jokes

Tod Jokes

Cold Blondes

What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freeze...

Long trip down

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a ...

Knock Knock - Wafer who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wafer!
Wafer who...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female dee...

Movie dog

A man follows a woman out of a movie theater. S...

Look at the orange mama laid

Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange...

Woof!

Which type of dog works in a restaurant?


A...

Knock Knock - Go to the door!

"Knock Knock"
"who's there?"
"I dunno..go to ...

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

Mouse reunion

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Ma...

Pink Horse & a Purple Elephant

What do you do if there is a pink horse and a p...

very funny joke

what did the fish say to the other fish
if u ...

Knock Knock - Walt Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walt!
Walt who?
...

Knock Knock - Howard who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?...

Knock Knock - Chile who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
...

Knock Knock - William who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
William!
William wh...

Knock Knock - Mata who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Ma...

Knock Knock - Cash who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Ca...

Knock Knock - Warren who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warren!
Warren who?...

Knock Knock - Gretel little Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel w...

Q. What's a pet on the floor called?...

Q. What's a pet on the floor called?


A. ...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep...

Bovine Hijinx

What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!...

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman...

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman w...