My Better Half
Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Vale...
Tod Jokes
One in a Million
Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on ...
Mushroom Love
Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Va...
Umbrellas Up
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: A...
Raindrop Conversation
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: ...
Raining Money
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "...
King’s Rain
Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitat...
Horse vs Rain
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and th...
Tornado Cow
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted...
Lightning Love
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other...
Lazy Weather
Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it wi...
Weather Underwear
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
...
Hurricane Vision
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Winter Punderland
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, t...
Wishful Thinking
Wishful Thinking
My two-year-old cousin scared...
Knock Knock - Grammer who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grammar!
Grammar...
Knock Knock - Stu who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
...
Knock Knock - Howard who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard w...
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes ey...
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
What is it when a blonde blows into another blo...
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burn...
Knock Knock - Walnuts who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walnuts!
Walnuts...
Knock Knock - Waiter who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wah!
Wah who?
...
Knock Knock - Waiter who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waiter!
Waiter w...