What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Tiger Jokes
I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes...
I was pretty upset it was all golfing.
How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?
Tigers have stripes.
THE AGING EXPLORER
A young reporter went to a retirement home to i...
A young boy holding a tiger lily walks past an old man on a porch......
.......and the old man says "Where you going so...
THE AGING EXPLORER
A young reporter went to a retirement home to i...
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party
Where it's friends had been partying with a bun...
My blonde friend called me the other day...
Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puz...
An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet...
It is known for upholding a number of very pick...
Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar...
"Heaters," the bartender cries in frustration, ...
President Obama walks into the Bank of America
President Obama walks into the Bank of America ...
Who's King of the Jungle??!
This lion is prancing through the jungle bein' ...
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe it off and apologize.
Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........
........... is there any news on the tiger, hye...
To catch a Tiger
So there was a competition organized to see whi...
What did the tiger say to the detective?
I'm not lion.
Ill be here all week...
What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?
One of them is a big puss
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the trut...
Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?
Just the tiger
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe it off an apologize.
Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?
To scare off Cat burglars!
What happens when you cross Elton John and a sabre tooth tiger?
I don't know, but you better keep it away from ...
The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, a...