An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet...

It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code.

Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, formal pants, and a tasteful bowtie; However, once again, the bouncer says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

Barack Obama and his entourage walk to the door. He is wearing a full three piece Armani suit, hand pressed, with not a stain or imperfection anywhere. Yet, somehow, the bouncer still says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

At last, Tiger Woods walks to the door. He's wearing flip-flops, athletic shorts, and a t-shirt that hasn't been washed in a week. The bouncer lets him in immediately.

The crowd surrounding the door reacts in uproar. "Why did you let him in?", says an onlooker.

The bouncer replies, "This is a Black Thai event."

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