One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, and heard a lizard screaming :"Hey, dirty. Why don't you wash those stains off your fur?"
The angry leopard follows the lizard behind the bushes, but he gets beaten badly and thrown away. A tiger passes by and sees the leopard wondering what happened to him, and the latter says that a lizard did this to him.
The lizard comes again says to the tiger: "hey, stripy, When did they let you out of prison?" and the angry tiger goes behind the bushes before facing the same fate as the leopard.
A lion passes by and sees them both, and a again the lizard comes from the bushes and screams at the lion: "Oh, excuse me, I thought you were homeless with your shaggy hair".
Angry lion comes behind the bush and find himself facing a big crocodile, with the lizard next to him saying: "Yea, cousin; he's with them, too"
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