What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
They're both trying to screw everybody.
Tiger Jokes
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Would a lion cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger wood.
What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?
"Theeeeeeeeey
Never expect the Span...
Joke: The Cheerworthy Dump by Parker Simpson
Sitting in a stall Playing Tiger Woods on my ph...
An old joke, regardless its still hilarious.
A cheetah would never cheat on his wife.
But a ...
So i went to Walmart today...
... and asked customer service for gta5. She wa...
SMILE | The After-Effects of Marriage
A lion was getting married and all animals atte...
Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history.
In almost all matches he was sub-par.
Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing
Sorry...
Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and Barack Obama walk into a liquor store.
Tiger Woods brings his alcohol up to the counte...
Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time.
I say he's sub-par at best.
Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem.
His teeth grate!
A tiger walks into a bar
Bartender: What'll it be?
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A blonde calls her boyfriend...
One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfr...
The Comical Conservative
President Obama walks into a local bank in Chic...
I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...
a lifetime ban from the zoo.
President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check...
As he approached the cashier he said, "Good mor...
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?
No, but a tiger would.
so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle
And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes...
Would you go into the woods?
-Tiger Wood
A tiger goes to the gym...
... wearing women's underwear underneath his wo...
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three ho's.