This lion is prancing through the jungle bein' all proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decides to make sure all the other animals knows he's king of the jungle. He was so confident that he bypassed the smaller animals and went straight to the bear.
Grabs the bear by the neck and screams "Hey Bear! Who's the king of the jungle??!"
"Why, of course, you are," the bear replied. The lion gave a mighty roar of approval.
Next he asked the tiger, grabbing it by its jaw... "Hey Tiger! Who's king of the jungle??!"
The tiger quickly responded, "Everyone knows that YOU are, oh mighty lion."
Yeah that's right!
Next on the list was the elephant. Grabs it by its trunk and screams "Hey elephant! Who's king of the jungle??!"
The elephant immediately grabs the lion with his trunk, whirls him around in the air five or six times and slams him into a tree. Then he pounds him onto the ground several times, dunks him under water in a nearby lake and finally dumps him out on the shore.
The lion — beaten, bruised and battered — struggles to his feet.
"Look elephant, just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get upset."
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