The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Phone call at 2 AM


It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband...

Things NOT to say on a date


Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?I really do...

The bride wore white


Attending a wedding for the first time, a litt...

Avant-Garde....


Avant-Garde.
- a French chastity belt.

Women's Issues


Editor's note: Not to ruin the joke, but it mi...

Good News Bad News: Half a million dollars


This guy was sitting in his attorney's office....

Divorce Barbie


did you hear about the new divorced Barbie tha...

Men are like.....coolers


Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer ...

Alligators for shoes


Once a woman told a man that they use alligato...

Three year olds


Q: What's the best thing about your child turn...

From Cradle to Ladle


John invited his mother over for dinner. Durin...

Winning Raffles


One day a woman arrives home from work and her...

The matter of size


A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took he...

Free man by now


A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and...

A couple


A couple were having financial problems until ...

Cooking traditions


A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. Afte...

Dogs vs. women part 2


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part II


Whe...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo...


A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a m...

A wife and a girlfriend


Q: What is the difference between a wife and a...

Cheap car


A woman was looking for a used car to buy and ...

Red-Headed School Teacher


A traveling salesman finds himself stranded in...

Saying the right thing


Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. H...

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?...


How can you tell soap operas are fictional?


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Spank him again!


It was late at night and Heidi, who was expect...

Silver is better.


A man is out shopping and discovers a new bran...