A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and finds her husband sitting on
the bed crying. She asks, "Whets wrong?"
He says, "Remember when your daddy caught us in your room when you were
sixteen and told me I'd have to marry you or he was going to send me to
jail for thirty years?"
She says, "Yeah, but why are you crying?"
He says, "I'd be a free man today."
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