Women's Issues

Editor's note: Not to ruin the joke, but it might be a bit offensive, especially to those sensitive to women and violence issues. Thus endeth the Warning.------There was a Women's Rights Meeting, and all the Women who had been "liberated" previously were planning on getting together and discussing their various successes.An English woman stood up and said, "After our last meeting, I went straight home and told my husband that I was not going to cook for him any more, I am not here just to serve him, and he better start pulling his own weight. After the first day, I could not see any changes, after the second day, still could not see anything, after the third day, he cooked a meal, it was not the best thing I have tasted, but it was a start, and now, 6 months later I am getting gourmet meals all the time."An American woman stood up, and said, " After our last meeting, I went straight home, and told my husband that I was not going to iron for him any more, after the first day, I could not see any changes, after the second day, I still could not see anything, after the third day, still nothing, but on the fourth day, he woke up and ironed his own shirt, and now he does all the ironing, his, mine and the kids."An Australian woman stood up, and said, " After our last meeting I went home and told my husband that I was not going to cook or iron for him any more, and if he wished to keep me, he better start appreciating me, after the first day, I could not see anything, after the second day, I still could not see anything, after the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye............."