The matter of size


A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organised for a leg over.After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing."Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."

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