This guy was sitting in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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