Spank him again!

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home
alone with her 3-year-old daughter, Kathleen. Heidi started to go into labor and
called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to
respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
helped deliver the baby.


Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and
after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked
Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old Kathleen what she
thought about what she had just witnessed.


Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place. Spank him again."