Three apprentice vampire bats
Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to ...
Teacher Jokes
My teacher called me racist today....
So I told him " I am not racist because as we a...
Prostitute
Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a pro...
Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?
Because she was the Headmaster!
My first su...
One for us old guys
Lady opens a house of ill repute and hired 3 gi...
I heard this joke today for the first time, it might be repost/an old one (idk), but here it is
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There wa...
Robin Hood
The teacher asked "Who can tell me the name of ...
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed was living in a tiny primitive Moroccan Village & was a moron and all his classmates hated him for his stupid acts.
His teacher Aisha was always yelling at him.. "...
"If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the...
While teaching a class,
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked he...
The teacher asked the class to stand
...one by one and compose a simple sentence usi...
So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch...
Teacher says to Jimmy:
"So Jimmy, say I have...
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an America...
My math teacher insulted me
He called me a third derivative
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed
living in a tiny
primitive Moroccan village was...
Touching story
Very touching story ..
Once upon a time ..a sm...
Little Johnny puts a dot on the blackboard (NSFW)
The teacher in her first grade class asks her s...
Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?
He only had one pupil.
I recently started resistors in Physics
It's good, but the teacher gives way too much O...
Teacher asks Johnny, "What's Wrong?"
Johnny :- Our house is very small. Me, my mum ...
My philosophy teacher walked in and told a story about his 5 year old daughter.
We just went over decartes last class.
We ask...
Like teacher like student
Teacher: Did you finish you homework?
Kid: Did ...
Teacher Questions Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.