Teacher says to Jimmy:
"So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch and I knock one down with a stone, how many birds will be left on the porch?"
"None, Ms. Anderson. Once I knock the first one, all the others will be flying away"
"No Jimmy, the correct answer was 4, but I do like the way you think"
After a while Jimmy Raises his hand.
"Yes Jimmy?"
"Miss Anderson, say you are looking at three women eating an ice cream cone, one is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. How do you tell which one's the married one?"
"Well, the one sucking it I suppose"
"No Miss Anderson, It's the one that's wearing a ring, but I do like the way you think!"
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