What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
(my girlfriend who's a high school teacher hear...
Teacher Jokes
Mexican joke
Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an...
An teacher explains is explaining gender of spanish nouns. (Found online)
An English teacher was explaining to his studen...
Was my French teacher into golden showers?
Oui.
Courtesy of Stewart Francis.
A science teacher asks her student to stay after class because he repeatedly doesn't hand in his homework...
"Billy," the teacher says, "If you don't hand i...
Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.
The teacher in science class asks Little Johnny...
"Why do African American people have yellow eye...
Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a ...
What body part grows 10 times it's size when stimulated?
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
Why do I hear noises?
(Teacher) "With all this talking I assume you a...
Why am I still hearing noises from the class?
Because you still have ears, teacher.
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's Baby in school
Aishwarya's Baby in school
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Teacher-who is ur ...
I like the way you think.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms.
Student: what if they don't reciprocate?
Sorr...
How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They can't get that high!
(My band teach...
What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?
Now, don't fret about it!
I once called my teacher mom
I was home schooled
The Chemical Formula For Water
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for wate...
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.
Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat t...
Way of thinking (Little Johnny)
Little Johnny was at his class (Fourth Grade) d...
Human Body
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the huma...
A Very Outdated But Still Funny Joke
A high-school teacher asks a girl in the class,...
In a primary school...
The teacher asks students to draw female reprod...