My philosophy teacher walked in and told a story about his 5 year old daughter.

We just went over decartes last class.

We ask how his weekend was and he tells us about a philosophy conference at the University of Alabama. And how he was so happy when he Finally went home.

He goes on to tell us how proud he was of his daughter.

He says to us that he went to tuck his daughter in and randomly asked her does she know that he loves her?

She responded "hmm Idk I mean I think you love me, but you could be a evil robot that's just pretending to love me"

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