Teacher Jokes
Jimmy And His Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Kindergarten Teacher
A kindergarten teacher was getting very frustra...
Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?
Because she was a private tutor
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one stra...
The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using "frequent".
Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teac...
The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...
Little Johnny
In class the teacher notices little Johnny star...
My fencing teacher must've been a redditor
He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a ri...
John's English Literature teacher saw that John had fallen asleep:
"Now let me ask you guys a question, who wrote ...
In school, the teacher warns her students...
..."I will not tolerate any excuses for any kin...
(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?
Simplifying Radicals.
Yes, she's a math teac...
Kindergarten
girl kindergarten asked teacher
girl kindergart...
What did the saxophone teacher say to his student?
You have learned well young brasshopper.
Game
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? ...
It was the first day back at school in Birmingham, England, and the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
Mustafa al Eih Zeri?
>Here
Achmed El Kabul?
...
A teacher walks into the class, and says...
"Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
...
Ms. Teacher is experimenting new ways to make kids learn..
She asks children questions from the book chapt...
Eat That Pu****
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
I dropped acid this morning
The teacher made us evacuate the lab.
If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling....
I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong.
Student says he is too smart for the first grade...
A first grade teacher was having trouble with o...
A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas
The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, T...
What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?
SYNONYM ROLLS!
Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher?
She couldn't keep her Pupils straight