So my 10 year old brother wrote his first joke today...
A little boy goes to his first Kindergarten cla...
Teacher Jokes
I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity.
But he told me to drop it.
Someone literally said this in class
Teacher: "Half the world is a cess pool"
Stude...
49ers Fan
On the first day of school, a first grade teach...
Teacher: Johnny, use the words ‘’defeat”, “deduct” and “detail” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes ma’am. “Defeat of deduct went over ...
...Think Smart!
Little Timmy decides that he doesn't want to pa...
Third grade teacher to her class: "Who can use the word 'beautiful' twice in the same sentence?"
Suzy raises her hand and says: "The girl has a ...
Blank paper
Teacher was checking on students during art cla...
A teacher wanted to prove a student was a slacker.
She called him out.
"Jack! What does ignorance...
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin in her throat.
(The only...
Multiple-choice test results
I got a 11 out of 200 in a multiple choice test...
Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1
It was unreal
Kids These Days - Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
jok
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the m...
I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today.
I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled;
"HEY, ...
The Gender of a Computer
A French teacher was explaining to her class th...
*Teacher to Student* T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"
S: "My grandma was arriving at the train statio...
WWII fighter pilot speaks to the class...
When I was in sixth grade, on Veterans’ Day, th...
Cherry Hill
A High school class in Nevada is missing two of...
My math teacher told me this one today
Two guys were flying over the Sahara Desert in ...
Teacher and the Sikh Student
Teacher: What do we call people living in Turke...
Switched Inputs
For a computer programming class, I sat directl...
Fourth Grade Logic
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a...