For class every student must research a natural disaster. So after everyone gets their topic, the teacher asks them what they chose.
"What did you get, Jimmy?"
"Hurricanes."
"What did you get, Thomas?"
"Earthquakes."
"What did you get, Karl?"
"US Congress."
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