Student - Excuse me Ms, can you tell me how to do better my homework please?
Teacher - Sure, what is it?
Student - I'm having problems with he-here.
*Lays his finger on textbook page*
Teacher - Ah.. I see. Well, let's say last weekend *I drove*, yeah? And there *was* a campsite on the side of the road-
Student - Oh! oh! A-and *I pass* tents?
Teacher - Close, *passed* tents.
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