Teacher:"Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."
*Takes out no.1 pencil* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Teacher Jokes
Getting to space.
To actually become and astronaut you have to be...
Jimmy takes the cat to school
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Little Johnny at School
The teacher asked the question "Who was the fi...
An English teacher tells a knock knock joke
Teacher: Knock Knock
Student: Who's there?
...
The Purple Butterflies
Timmy was on his way to school one bright summe...
An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Kids: ...
A teacher asks two students a grammar problem.
The teacher asks the students, James and John, ...
My teacher called me a procrastinator today.
But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator c...
Teacher's teaching a class and she sees...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
A woman sees a bunch of children playing on their phones in a sandbox while their teacher is sleeping on a bench. She runs to the teacher.
The woman tries to wake up the teacher.
"Hey, ...
I can remember my first day at school
The teacher looked at me during register and as...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now wha...
Poor Jimmy...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
John learning Math
Teacher was teaching math to 5 yr old John.
Te...
Last Lesson
Teacher : What have you learnt from the last le...
When I was in school I wrote a paper about how letter grades should be ABCDEF instead of ABCDF.
My teacher gave me an E+ on it.
A couple is talking to their child, who's in Kindergarten, at the dinner table...
"So I got my first race horse treat today!"
"R...
The teacher asks all the students to draw something on the board that's exciting...
All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, ro...
What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?
You get ohm ed!!!
In my metals class my teacher told us to quit for the day...
He said "Alright everybody let's call it a day"...
School joke - Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...
Student Teaching to his teacher
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...