She asks her children to each give a sentence with the word 'Definitely' in it. The first child says 'The sky is definitely Blue'. The teacher responds with 'Well no, that isn't true because when the sun sets the sky is orange'.
The second child says 'The grass is definitely green'. The teacher again responds 'Well no, that isn't true. Grass can be Brown when it is dying.'
The third child asks 'Do farts have lumps?'
The teacher responds with 'Well, no, but that isn't really a statement with the word def...'
'Oh. Then I definitely just shat my pants.'
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