Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! An what does the fat cow give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Teacher Jokes
Wedding ring
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Good manners
During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...
A singing teacher visited a man's home....
The teacher knocked on the man's door. The man ...
The little boy
A little boy named Jake went to school. The tea...
Why is your cat at school today
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?
"Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
What did the teacher do when his student's baby started crying?
The teacher put the kid in a drawer and told th...
My teacher was gone today on strike...
How rude, she has no class!
Susie Susie Susie ... Oh
A teacher was reviewing her class's homework as...
Geometry Joke.
So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher wa...
A high schooler told his geology teacher that..
"geology rocks!"
The teacher's response?
"th...
A teacher is giving a lesson to her students on animals and their nutritional benefit...
First the teacher asks, "Kids, what does the ch...
My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis
I think im going to fail since I just drew poli...
and the kid got kicked out of class...
Student: Teacher, can I get in trouble for some...
Cherry lane
A student come to school late, shirt all ripped...
LITTLE JOHNNY... STAND UP
A new teacher
tries to make
use of her
psycholo...
I just got a 69 on a test..
And the teacher put "see me after class" on it....
A Teacher is teaching class.
A teacher is teaching class and she sees that J...
Dictate...
A teacher asks the class, "Can anyone use the w...
pussy-cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Science class!
I learned that after binge watching breaking ba...
A teacher asks her students a math question.
"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire...
My teacher said she was fencing champion in college
I told her I didn't know you were good at putti...