The teacher knocked on the man's door. The man opened it and asked 'What are you here for?'. The singing teacher asked if he would like some singing lessons. The man irately responded with 'I can sing, thanks. In fact I sing all the time.'
Surprised, the singing teacher says 'Well apparently your neighbours don't think so - they paid me already.'
Fresh from my dad
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