Teacher:Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Teacher Jokes
If you teach a Pokemon substitute..
Does that mean you're a substitute teacher?
Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle?
He's a mean medium, Moe, with range.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses when...
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who ...
Teacher is teaching a class
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Student and Teacher Convo
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher.
He replied "Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"
A boy called Timmy walks to school with his cat...
A teacher finds the cat and asks him why he too...
Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?
Because he'd D graded her.
A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell.
First up was Mary. "My daddy served in Afghanis...
A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word "contagious"...
...Sally answers, "Viruses are contagious."
"V...
The teacher asked what comes after the number 69...
The student replies, "Mouthwash."
Fascinate
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in...
The teacher wrote on the board: "Woman without her man would be nothing." He asked the students to punctuate the sentence.
The boys wrote: "Woman, without her man, would ...
[never lie]
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...
who's the married one?
At class, the teacher explains that there are t...
In honor of my cakeday...
Why did the students eat their homework?
Becau...
Lesson Counting Finger Hands
The teacher asked: "Now, Susan, how many finge...
A family of four sits down to dinner.
The son is fifteen years old and the daughter i...
Where are the raisins today?
A student used to give his teacher some raisins...
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...
Made this up. Feels like a Steven Wright joke...
My teacher asked me to use the word "bucolic" i...
History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from?
Me: The one her mother missed?