A teacher asks the class, "Can anyone use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" One kid responds, "Hitler was a mean dictator." The teacher says, "Very good, but we're not learning the word 'dictator,' just 'dictate'." Another student pipes up, "The secretary typed while the boss dictated!" The teacher says, "Excellent, but 'dictated' is past tense. I'm looking for someone who can just use the word 'dictate'." Finally a student in the back stands up and says, "Hey, baby!! How did my dictate lat night??"
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