Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher's Pet


On the last day of kindergarten, all the child...

Fire dog!


A nursery school teacher was delivering a stat...

Poor Kid


First grade class comes in from recess.


Teac...

Contagious


A teacher asks her class to use the word conta...

Flat at the poles


Teacher to naughtiest boy in class : " ...

First Day at School


It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new s...

Picked for the school team


"Dad, dad!" cried Philip, as he arrived home o...

Silly Alphabet Joke


One day in school a kid asked his teacher if h...

Homework


TEACHER: Did you do your homework?


PUPIL: No...

Class Picture


A class teacher was trying to persuade her cla...

There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy,...


There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, Jame...

It all adds up!


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't...

The top 10 most creative ways to get suspended.


10)Kidnap a teacher. Force them to listen to a...

Which one?


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...

Children's Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Are you gonna punish me?


Kid : Do you punish people for things they ...

ORGAN THAT EXPANDS TEN TIMES


Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks h...

New Baby


For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his ...

Little Rascals


The little rascals were in class and the teach...

Thanks for the lift!


A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders ac...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher ask


A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher...

Teachers First Day


It was the first day of school, and the elemen...

Primary School Tour to the Race Tracks


A group of third, fourth and fifth graders acc...

STRAWBERRYHILL


ONE DAY THERE WAS A THREE BOYS WHO WERE LATE F...