Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Sign in a science teacher's


Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

North America


Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and sh...

Four quick insults


your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and m...

Little johnny


teacher says to class," l want you to put cont...

Discrimination in School


A first grade class comes in from recess.


Te...

Gym class


Me and my friend were in gym class the other d...

Kids aren't Dumb


A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and a...

How much


Teacher in class:
- How much is that, 2 times...

Retarded Singers


There was a group of retarded kids that were h...

Substitute teacher


Little Johnny walks into school one day to fin...

Looking back on photos


The children had all been photographed, and th...

Empty head


Teacher: "Why didn't you answer me?"


Pupil: ...

Teacher


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The PDP


In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky o...

Do You Like Lions?


During a lesson at school, we were learning ab...

3rd Grade Quiz


A first grade teacher was having trouble with ...

Class Picture


A teacher had been after her pupils to bring i...

Explaination


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Grow up to Be a Doctor


One day in the first grade class, the teacher ...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

John 2


Teacher:How on earth can you write 'wire' with...

Toothbrush sales


The kids filed back into class Monday morning....

I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to...


I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her ...

Lamaze class


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...