A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed by.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another. "He's just for good luck."
A third child concluded, "No, silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis and yisman
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