TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No, teacher.
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault.
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis, Tantilzaling and yisman
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