Poor Kid


First grade class comes in from recess.


Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in
the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if
you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She
does and gets a cookie.


Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice
in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box' correctly on
blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a
cookie.


Teacher then asks Mustaffa Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I
tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher
says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination.
If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination'
I'll give you a cookie."

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