Primary School Tour to the Race Tracks

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female
teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.


During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go
with the other.


As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one
of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal.
Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little
boys up by their armpits, one by one.


As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you
must be in the fifth," she said.


"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks
for the lift anyhow."