School Conversation
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Teacher Jokes
Strawberry Hill
A boy walks into his class late, and the teache...
In Timmy's art class, the students were learning about visual aids.
The art teacher asked "Now, can anyone tell me ...
Grandpa and Kid Jokes
Grandpa:
kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming......
my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was
I told her I couldn't do Monday's.
The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student...
"Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna s...
It's show and tell day...
In kindergarten class, and its Johnny's turn. H...
Answering school teachers like...
Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called?
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Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment
They were studying the meaning of various phras...
A science experiment.
In a science class, 3 worms were placed into 3 ...
I like the way you're thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Two students are taking an English test
It was the last day of the year, a day to make ...
Do you think you are stupid?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...
Teacher and Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Little Jack did not like it at school
In math-class his teacher asked him;
"Tell me, ...
A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink .....
so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over a...
On my first day at school, me and my twin sister were put in the same English class.
The teacher then asked everyone to give one in...
A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet
A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go hom...
What does a math teacher say when they leave?
calc-U-LATER
Funny teacher responses to "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Forget the classic "I don't know, can you?"
Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.