Strawberry Hill

A boy walks into his class late, and the teacher asks
"Why are you late?"
The boy replies with "I was on top of Strawberry Hill."
and sits down in his seat.

A minute later, another boy walks into the class.
"Why are you late?" asks the teacher.
"I was on top of Strawberry Hill." the boy replies and sits down.

Another boy walks into the class "Why are you late?"
"I was on top of Strawberry Hill." And takes his seat.

A girl walks into the classroom, the teacher says
"Let me guess, you were on top of strawberry hill?"
The girl replies "No, I am Strawberry Hill."

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