Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment

They were studying the meaning of various phrases. The teacher goes on to explain the meaning of the sentence *"We only have one mother."*

Okay, Little Peter, give me a brief narration that includes the phrase *"we only have one mother."*

Little Peter starts: I was sick in bed with a high fever, and then comes my mom, gives me a glass of warm milk with some aspirin, kisses me in the forehead and I thought *"We only have one mother."*

Good job, your turn little Susan.

Little Susan begins: On Sunday, mom took me to the beach, played with me, and we built a sand castle together, and I thought *"We only have one mother"*

Excellent, your turn Little Johnny:

I was alone at home, *like always*, when my mom gets home drunk, *like always*, accompanied by a different lover, *like always*, and yells: "Hey boy! Get us a couple of beers!" So I go and open the fridge, look at her and say: *"We only have one, mother!"*