A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet

A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, what is the first letter of the Alphabet? she says Shut Up! he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks what is the second letter of the alphabet? and she is singing Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! he proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and asks him what is the third letter of the alphabet and his brother screams 44! afterwords he goes to his dad who is in the backyard grilling burgers and asks him dad what is the fourth letter of the alphabet? his dad is yelling my buns are burning! my buns are burning!so he then sees his Grandfather in the backyard who is taking out the trash and asks him what is the fifth letter of the alphabet? his grandfather is singing in the garbage! in the garbage! happy Kyle shows up to class and his teacher calls on him and asks well Kyle what is the first letter of the alphabet? He says Shut Up! the teacher replies excuse me? do you want to go to the principals office? and kyle says Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! so when he gets to the principals office the principal says you have been very bad how many spankings do you want? Kyle says 44! the principal says OK 1 2 3 ... 42 43 44 How do you feel? My Buns are burning! my buns are burning! the principal asks him we need to talk to your parents where do you live? he replies in the garbage! in the garbage!