In math-class his teacher asked him;
"Tell me, if you have five apples and I ask for one, how many apples do you have then?"
"Five", Jack said and gave her a grumpy stare.
Sorry if repost, stole and translated it from a party-frotune coockie-looking thing we have in my country. I don't even know what they're called in my language...
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