It was the first day back at school in Munich, Germany, and the teacher began calling out the names of the students:
Mustafal El Zwari?
Here
Ahmed El Kabundi?
Here
Fatima Bin Hassan?
Here
Ali Abdul Ilmi?
Here
Mohammed Bin Kadir?
Here
Ali Son al En?
Silence in the classroom.
Ali Son al En?
Continued silence, as everyone looked around the room
The teacher repeated the call, 'Ali Son al En?'
Then a girl stood up and said, "Sorry, teacher, I think that's me...
It's pronounced Allison Allen.
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